AllahTurd (1:55:26 AM): I can see a monkey in a chef's hat jizzing into a pot.
SpousalAbusePink (1:55:47 AM): Aww, what a hard working jizz-monkey.
AllahTurd (1:55:58 AM): Or a big ass fat, Italian chef holding a monkey over a pot furiously flapping the money's dick
SpousalAbusePink (1:56:07 AM): LMAO
AllahTurd (1:56:07 AM): "You son of a bitch! Spooge! Spooge, damn you!"
SpousalAbusePink (1:56:28 AM): I could see him getting so frustated he just tosses the entire monkey into the pot and closes the lid.
AllahTurd (1:57:16 AM): LMAO!!!
AllahTurd (1:58:08 AM): "Take that, old red dick! Your spooge tastes like algae water!"
SpousalAbusePink (1:58:50 AM): "You think you the only monkey this side of Naples? You are very mistaken, my friend!"
NeuBlitzKid (1:46:15 AM): okay apparently your package drops one way when you're wearing trousers.
AllahTurd (1:46:37 AM): *dies laughing* Really? I seriously never noticed this.
NeuBlitzKid (1:46:55 AM): you're a lot of help.
NeuBlitzKid (1:47:02 AM): *L*
AllahTurd (1:47:13 AM): Well. I don't pay attention to my package :-P
NeuBlitzKid (1:47:18 AM): that i don't believe.
AllahTurd (1:47:19 AM): Umm...lemme think
NeuBlitzKid (1:47:35 AM): *L*
AllahTurd (1:47:38 AM): K...what's the definition of trouser? Underwear?
NeuBlitzKid (1:47:41 AM): pants
NeuBlitzKid (1:47:47 AM): jeans... the like
AllahTurd (1:47:51 AM): Pants? So we're not wearing underwear?
NeuBlitzKid (1:47:56 AM): either way!
AllahTurd (1:48:02 AM): Oooh, okay.
AllahTurd (1:48:07 AM): Hmm....lemme think...
NeuBlitzKid (1:48:13 AM): i'll draw ya a picture ass!
AllahTurd (1:48:25 AM): I need to get the facts straight so I know how to answer :-P
NeuBlitzKid (1:48:43 AM): *L*
AllahTurd (1:49:18 AM): Well, jeez. I suppose it has to do with physics. Have you heard of Newton? (sp?)
AllahTurd (1:49:42 AM): Wait. Maybe it was Galileo (sp?)
AllahTurd (1:49:56 AM): Dammit. It's gravity.
NeuBlitzKid (1:49:58 AM): *Bangs head* oh my god
NeuBlitzKid (1:50:02 AM): *LOL*
NeuBlitzKid (1:50:05 AM): that would be newton
AllahTurd (1:50:46 AM): That's what I thought. So...I suppose it varies on size, the body position, etc.
AllahTurd (1:51:25 AM): A bigger, heavier package will yield toward a stonger gravitational pull.
NeuBlitzKid (1:51:37 AM): oh.
NeuBlitzKid (1:51:38 AM): good.
NeuBlitzKid (1:51:39 AM): lord.
AllahTurd (1:51:51 AM): Well! You ask me how it works
AllahTurd (1:51:59 AM): I don't know what else to say
NeuBlitzKid (1:52:05 AM): *LOL* I thought it was gonna be a simple thing!
AllahTurd (1:52:05 AM): I seriously never payed attention
NeuBlitzKid (1:52:15 AM): like.... i dunno... just personal preference thing!
NeuBlitzKid (1:54:04 AM): *L*
AllahTurd (1:54:40 AM): I always wondered what the hell that meant when you asked someone "How's it hanging?" and they gave you that odd response.
NeuBlitzKid (1:54:54 AM): *LOL*